simsforaranya

Warnings: nudity, sexy tiems, changing commentary styles, the end of an era two legacies.




( Yes, you read correctly. Forest AND Knight. )

Warnings: sexy tiems, death, nudity, pregnancy, etc.

Isis is narrating. You knew she was heir, you say? :P I didn't even know until I figured out this cool thing at the beginning. :D




( Now I'm sure THAT teaser got your attention. ;) )

Back to narration by me! Or rather, Isaac. I'm not saying that he's heir, but he's narrating. ;)

Warnings: nudity, adult commentary.



( Sometimes big brothers are all you need. )

Just to let you all know, I haven't given up on the Forests. bondchick_nett and I just happen to be cooking up something especially evil and awesome. *rubs hands together gleefully*

Long time no update! Having a job at the same time as doing uni studies SUCKS. :(

Warnings: Nudity, adult commentary. Oh, and any opinions that the sims express are theirs, not mine. ;)

The heir, Harry, is narrating.




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Dear Photobucket,

Why do you have to refuse to upload my pictures when I have THREE updates worth that need uploading? x_x

Also. Generation ten of the Forests have been born!!!!! I totally forgot that I was almost there until the baby was born and I thought, "Hm, mommy is an I name, so baby is J...HOLY COW GENERATION TEN!!!!" I am the smartest crayon in the box, yes? XD

Warnings: More babies and birthdays then you can shake a stick at. Adult references.

Second warning: I played this over a month ago, and it was so frustrating trying to fulfill Gardenia's 10 kid want because the kids all looked the same. I've forgotten all the story I had planned, so speedy commentary and I'll try to get the next update, which has story, up soon? Forgive me please?





( dancing is srs biznez )

GENERATION NINE HAS BEEN BORN.

Also, the house is so f'ed up right now. 0_0

My heir is a romance sim and in aspiration failure. His wife, Carmen (lol, really *hums 'where in the world is carmen san diego'*), has three bolts with her father-in-law, BUT they autonomously started fighting. During the birth of generation nine GARDENIA (my gen 7 heiress) started swooning over Carmen. Since when is Gardenia bi? Or is Carmen just that hot? And all this started happening BEFORE the twins were born and I named them Isaac and Ishmael. I just KNOW I'm asking for trouble with that. *evil laughter*

Warnigs: nudity, adult commentary, FAR, FAR too many babies and birthdays. o_0

Gardenia, the heir, is narrating.




( please don't stop the music, music )

Gardenia must be the most fertile sim EVER. 0_0

It could have something to do with the fact that I've never played a family sim when I had trips and quads AND the more-sims-in-a-lot hack, and that I have risky woohoo on, but still... *head explodes* She has NINE CHILDREN. NINE. Twins, then quads, and then triplets (and I am totally going to let her have another and I will have fulfilled the 10 kids want for the first time ever). Until ten minutes ago, the house was made up of two elders (Felicity and Anakin), two adults (Gardenia and Seamus), six children, and three babies. Then the twins became teens, and I'm glad, as the triplets are about to become toddlers.

I'm shocked that my computer hasn't exploded yet. It actually is running faster then it was in the Pierce's hood, which is...weird, as Emerald Cove (Forests' hood) was SOOO laggy last time I played. Might be the Pierces' house, though.

My head, it aches. And it is Gardenia's fault. Her kids are so flipping adorable though. With Seamus Fagan as their daddy (for 7 out of the 9, the twins are Jason-the-Jerk's), I expected cute, but these kids are so gorgeous. And amazingly similiar. XD I have a really hard time telling the three girls of the quads apart.

Warnings: LOTS of kissing. These kids are such...you know. :P




( When things fall apart. )

Warnings: One nekkid simmy. Commentary rather then story, because I feel like it and I was told I was allowed to write it as I pleased. XD




( Mine now, hot Man Candy is. )

Warnings: Kissing. Incredibly cute toddlers. :D

As current heir, Felicity is narrating. Hopefully I haven't forgotten EVERYTHING I was going to say. I really should have written this before I went of vacation. x_x




( of toddlers and toys )

Adult themes. About 50 images behind cut. Felicity, our heiress, in narrating. :)




( WHHHHHYYYYYYYY?????? )

Anakin is seriously THE WORST PREGNANT SIM EVER TO GRACE MY GAME. I send him to bed when he's about to pass out, he gets up to look at something. I send him to the toilet, he bitches about being tired, goes to bed, only to get up and wet himself. *headdesk* HONESTLY. He makes Nutmeg's pregnancies look easy. (she had really hard pregnancies, just in case you didn't read the Knights/don't remember because she was all the way back in gen 5/6)

AND I HAD MY FIRST EVER BURGLER. I WAS SO EXCITED. Everyone was asleep, and all of a sudden it went back down to speed one, and this weird music played and I was all "o_0 what is going on??" and then I saw him and got so excited. XD

Somehow I've managed to 'lose' a bunch of CC. I compressed stuff with the compressorizor last night, and now I can't find any of my holysimoly wall coverings nor any part of the "Cherries" nursery set other then the toy box. :\ Now I'm scouring my recycle bin to see if the rars are still there so I don't have to redownload. :P

And I need to find some more names beginning with G. Anakin and Felicity are worse then family sims at procreation!

Warnings: Censored nudity

Until stated otherwise, Dale, generation 4 heir, will be narrating. Italics mean that I am interrupting. :D




( evil children will be evil )

Short update, but what happens...kinda makes up for it. 0_0

No warnings.

As always, the heir (currently Emily) is narrating.




( Adorable alien teaser! Because the rest of the good pics are spoilers! )

Warnings: girl-on-girl woohoo, abuse of both the age adjuster and the college adjuster.




( What college experience would be complete without a smustle party in the middle of the night? )

Emily Forest is HOT. Like seriously hot. She had EVERYONE in the dorm swooning over her. And I SWEAR some of the guys looked at me with a "WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO BE GAY?????" expression. XD

So yeah, Emily is heir. Eric is SO BORING. And Emily is HOT. And I am repetitive and slightly incoherent when I'm this tired.